What's The Deal With Women's Eyebrows?

Here's something I don't understand: women's eyebrows. Why do they do that to themselves? Have you ever noticed when any of your female friends or S.O. --or you-- suddenly look really weird, but you just can't put your finger on it? You try to pin-point what it is exactly, but then you just give up because all you know is that they don't look the same and it's not for the better.

You let it go, and then go about your day like nothing happened... When all of the sudden it hits you! The eyebrows! It's the eyebrows! That's what it was! Now before you even start judging me, let me explain! I'm not criticizing the eyebrows per se, but the act of plucking them out until they don't grow anymore so they need to pencil them in.

That's what I don't get. Women are --usually-- born with eyebrows, but then just happen to pluck them out. They do it so much and often that they just stop growing again. Then, once they realize they don't have eyebrows anymore, they just color them in. This is all nice and dandy until you see them without the make-up.

I'm not saying you look better with make-up --unless your eyebrows are non-existent because you tore them off until they went numb, then I am. What I'm saying is that I don't understand why you do this! Why are you getting rid of them only to paint them back in? Leave them alone! They're just fine! You look great just as you are! No. Hey... Stop it! I SAID LEAVE THE TWEEZERS ALONE!

There we go. Now, if you have a unibrow and don't like how you look with it, by all means, get rid of the UNI. But for the love of God, please keep the BROWS. I get that you might want to get rid of some strays here and there, but don't get rid of the whole thing! It just looks weird when you're accustomed to seeing something and then suddenly you realize it was all a lie. A LIE I SAY.

You mean, mean lady! Hey, guys have hair issues too... I'm just saying, I get it. I'm one to talk!

You mean, mean lady! Hey, guys have hair issues too... I'm just saying, I get it. I'm one to talk!

In the end, it is your body and you do with it as you please. I'm not anybody to say what you can and can't do with it. I'm just saying that it looks weird.